Do You Want a Taste of This Dumpling

Do you want a taste...

The spiciest dumpling this side of the Pacific!

Heat from the east meets zest from the west!

She's a dear little darling whose tassel twirlin' prowess may cause cardiac arrest! Her sultry striptease style always guarantees giggles and a smile! Her signature acts aim to cultivate lusty laughs and erotic gasps: she titillates, she tantalizes and she's delightfully goofy: she's Joanie Gyoza. She's the cutie-pie inadvertent pervy, curvy sexpot! She aims to blossom into what is Neoburlesque at its best: comedy, sexiness and creativity that empowers both the womyns and the community.

Joanie Gyoza is the noobie with the boobies! The Dumpling proudly hand-makes or hand alters all her costumes and props. She's huge into ghetto-chique aesthetique: it's all about recycling, reusing and being creative with what you've got. She's also a stickler for detail and professionalism: go big or go home, son.